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From |
Subject |
 Date |
Size |
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Rumsfeld |
Plans to invade Iraq are ready, but that spoil-sport
Powell disagrees |
Sept 1 |
10k |
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Hamid
Karazai |
We need more prostitutes in Kabul, Too many GI's
around |
Sept 1 |
9k |
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Bin
Laden |
I dare you open the attachment |
Sept 1 |
260M |
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Arafat |
I am am waiting for an invatation to your
ranch |
Sept 1 |
1k |
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Clinton |
If you invite Arafat don't let him kiss you |
Sept 2 |
13k |
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Arafat |
I gabe instructiuons in Arabic to stop
suiciders |
Sept 2 |
19k |
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Arafat |
I am still waiting for your invitation |
Sept 2 |
1k |
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Arafat |
If you invite me I promise not to kiss you |
Sept 2 |
10k |
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Condolezza
Rice |
Arafat is spamming your email, don't answer
him |
Sept 2 |
9k |
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Bin
Laden |
You coward you still don't dare to open my email
! |
Sept 2 |
261M |
|
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Mohamed
Ata |
You think I;m stupid to kill myself, try and catch
me |
Sept 3 |
47k |
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Arafat |
I promise not to kiss Mrs. Bush |
Sept 3 |
1k |
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Aschroft |
We caught a terrorist with a bomb in his
crotch? |
Sept 3 |
10k |
|
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Rumsfeld |
When are we going after Iraq? Wolfowitz is
pressuring me |
Sept 3 |
1k |
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Powell |
I have to see you, am I still Secretary of
State |
Sept 4 |
1k |
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Sharon |
It looks like I am entering Gaza before you attack
Iraq |
Sept 4 |
1k |
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Kofi
Anan |
I don't seem to have any work to do, shall we close
down the UN? |
Sept 4 |
6k |
|
|
Blair |
Forget what my wife said, I am on your and Sharon's
side |
Sept 4 |
1k |
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George
Bush, Sr. |
Idiot, I told you not to cry in front of the
camera |
Sept 4 |
12k |
|
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Sharon |
Idiot, I told you not tomention Palestinian
state |
Sept 4 |
19k |
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Clinton |
Don't foll around with any of the secretaries I
appointed |
Sept 4 |
1k |
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Sharon |
I need more money to fight terrorism |
Sept 5 |
21k |
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Mubarak |
I need more money to fight terrorism |
Sept 5 |
21k |
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King
Abdullah |
I need more money to fight terrorism |
Sept 5 |
21k |
|
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Mullah
Omar |
Your Kabul embassy is refusing to give me a
visa |
Sept 5 |
11k |
|
|
Castro |
Attached is my invitation for you to visit
Cuba |
Sept 6 |
750M |
|
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Prince
Abdullah |
Is the price of oil low enough for you? |
Sept 6 |
54k |
|
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Bin
Laden |
How about meeting in Geneva to iron out our
differences? |
Sept 6 |
100M |
|
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Milosevic |
Help me get out of here and I promise to help
Sharon |
Sept 6 |
15k |
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Saddam |
If I resign can I retire in the US? |
Sept 6 |
89k |
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Mrs.
Cheney |
Please ask Dick to leave his bunker, 12 months there
is enough |
Sept 6 |
1k |
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AIPAC |
Attached is your speech to the UN |
Sept 6 |
1M |
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AIPAC |
So far you're OK, I gave orders to have Jeb Bush
reelected in Florida |
Sept 7 |
99k |
|
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Laura
Bush |
I told you the Pope is not to be addressed at the
Dalai Lama |
Sept 7 |
5k |
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King
Abdullah |
You didn't tell me that you plan to attack Iraq from
Jordan |
Sept 7 |
1k |
|
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Tenet
of CIA |
We cannot find any prostitutes willing to go to
Kabul |
Sept 7 |
8k |
|
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Ashcroft |
I am sending a historic Bible by courier,
autographed by God |
Sept 7 |
6k |
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Bin
Laden |
Attached is my itenerary for the next year |
Sept 7 |
900M |
|
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Falwell |
Don't forget your daily prayers |
Sept 7 |
8k |
|
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Al
Jazeera TV |
We have a new video from Bin Laden, do you want to
see it first? |
Sept 7 |
2k |
|
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Colin
Powell |
Please remember that Brazil is in South America, not
in Africa |
Sept 7 |
1k |
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Condolezza
Rice |
Sharon says he likes my legs, is that why he comes
here so often? |
Sept 8 |
3k |
|
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Rumsfeld |
I suggest we include Germany in the Axis of
Evil |
Sept 8 |
3k |
|
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Hamid
Karazai |
Attached is an invitation for you and Mrs. Bush to a
wedding in Kabul |
Sept 8 |
100k |
|
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Arafat |
We ran out of toilet paper at the compound, can you
help? |
Sept 8 |
4k |
|
|
Sharon |
If Arafat asks for toilet paper refer him to
me |
Sept 8 |
1k |
|
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Hamid
Karazai |
Why pays my salary? We have no money in
Kabul |
Sept 8 |
2k |
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Hamid
Karazai |
The Afghan is ready to support your invasion of
Iraq |
Sept 8 |
2k |
